Lying your head on a girl’s tummy like it’s a pillow is good luck because it means that you are lucky enough to lie your head on a girl’s tummy like it’s a pillow.
max just asked me “don’t you just love pwning noobs?”
my cool new tattoo
where is shakira RIGHTNOW
I will do………………………………………………………………………………the splits
My boyfriend loves me so much. He stuck his tongue up my butt
egg mani
enjoying this life
I wanna do stuff with a boy right now
I cannot believe that not a single one of you would give it real hard to Putin
would u f*ck Putin?
some teenage girl on NPR just described tumblr as “a place to post quotes…and like pictures of other people doing funny stuff.”
wait some ass. beat some ass? yes. some ass. I will kill you.
